Cold Weather and Buses

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. How did you humans survive the last ice age? The weather is freezing and I don't want to stay out in it for more than a nanocycle. I want you all to know how cold it feels to a transformer like me, I want all of you to climb into a freezer and stay in there for 5 of your minutes. C'mon try it, I'll wait. .................................................. So how did that feel? Pretty cold huh? Now you know how it feels to me. And i have to stay in it for a while, waiting for the bus the human that picked me up to get here. And it is taking forever, it's a wonder your children get to the learning facility on time. That's another thing, the buses are never on time. They are always late, and you are probably saying right now, "That is not true, sometimes they are early, sometimes they are on time." Well that isn't true, try setting your watches or cellphones to the right time. The buses are always 1-10 o your minutes late! just try to wait for a bus and see what time it is by the time it gets there, compared to when it is supposed to get there. I guarantee it will be 1-10 of your minutes late. If you still don't believe me, well then stand in the freezing weather and wait while the bus is late.