Cold Weather and Buses

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. How did you humans survive the last ice age? The weather is freezing and I don't want to stay out in it for more than a nanocycle. I want you all to know how cold it feels to a transformer like me, I want all of you to climb into a freezer and stay in there for 5 of your minutes. C'mon try it, I'll wait. .................................................. So how did that feel? Pretty cold huh? Now you know how it feels to me. And i have to stay in it for a while, waiting for the bus the human that picked me up to get here. And it is taking forever, it's a wonder your children get to the learning facility on time. That's another thing, the buses are never on time. They are always late, and you are probably saying right now, "That is not true, sometimes they are early, sometimes they are on time." Well that isn't true, try setting your watches or cellphones to the right time. The buses are always 1-10 o your minutes late! just try to wait for a bus and see what time it is by the time it gets there, compared to when it is supposed to get there. I guarantee it will be 1-10 of your minutes late. If you still don't believe me, well then stand in the freezing weather and wait while the bus is late.

New semester of confusion

Now it is the new semester, and the student that is carrying me around has one more class. All this school business is alien to me, probably because I am from Cybertron. It is going real slow right now and he is just playing on a computer. Does he ever get off that thing?

Anyway back to the rant of the classes. Until he actually does an assignment i wont have anything to rant about really. Just that this whole school thing you fleshlings do is below me. Why Megatron had me do recon in one of these is beyond me.

The human is coming back now so I have to get off until next time.

Final Exams

These final exams you flashbags take are confusing. Why do you take them if it is just what you have already learned? Do you really think that you will remember that information later on in your short lives? I am disgusted by the way your "schools" do things. I should start teaching you, that way you wont repeat anything. You listen and pass, or be blasted, hunted, or stalked. The disaplinary actions shall be, detention, hunted, stalked, blasted in that order. Your lunches shall be only 15 minutes, so eat up fast. Your teachers shall be, me. I will teach all the classes in one class room, and remember that I will be able to see what you do. That would happen if i thought your in your "schools". Disgusting humans.

Your pathetic ways of learning

I have viewed your ways of "learnign" new information. I must say that you are too primitive. Why not just upload the information strait into your memory banks? This "school" you go to is just embarassing, why go to it? I say that you should get your scientists working on more advanced ways of learning. And try to make everything more simple. Here is a sample assignment that is confusing, "Complete the following form to record the information you received from your information interview. You will be using information from this activity in your unit project." What is with that? The previous assignment didn't say anything about having an interview. What kind of slag is that? Will you fleshlings make this more clear?