Dark of the Moon

How could that fleshling, Michael Bay, kill me? Soundwave is superior to all Autobots. Yes, that includes Optimus Prime.

The reason I have not been posting for a few of your years, is that I have not had the time. The missions that Lord Megatron has sent me on have had no down time. If you would like to know what I have been up to, then keep an optic towards the sky.

Soundwave is back!

That is right, after so long if not posting, I have finally made my return. Now that the human is no longer in school, you won't hear about that. Now he just spends all his time on the computer playing a dumb game........Which I have, unfortunately, got addicted to. For those of you who are wondering, no, I will not tell you what game, or what my name is in that game. Recently I have been pondering about this blog thing. It is about time I give some real news. The next post may or may not have news about my role in ROTF.

A Bio That Fits Me

Just read it, that has what I am writen right in it. Exept it is my Cybertron mold, which I don't like at all. Anyway this isn't a rant so on to the bio. The fact that they capitolized every letter of the factions, and names adds to the fact that they might work for Hasbro, which I doubt, they could be extreme fans or something. They are obviously a fan of me, even though I am a decepticon, and think it is fitting to do this. I like it but it doesnt stop what I stand for with the Decepticons, the main rules of being a Decepticon: Destruction, Mayhem, and Evil.

Cold Weather and Buses

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. How did you humans survive the last ice age? The weather is freezing and I don't want to stay out in it for more than a nanocycle. I want you all to know how cold it feels to a transformer like me, I want all of you to climb into a freezer and stay in there for 5 of your minutes. C'mon try it, I'll wait. .................................................. So how did that feel? Pretty cold huh? Now you know how it feels to me. And i have to stay in it for a while, waiting for the bus the human that picked me up to get here. And it is taking forever, it's a wonder your children get to the learning facility on time. That's another thing, the buses are never on time. They are always late, and you are probably saying right now, "That is not true, sometimes they are early, sometimes they are on time." Well that isn't true, try setting your watches or cellphones to the right time. The buses are always 1-10 o your minutes late! just try to wait for a bus and see what time it is by the time it gets there, compared to when it is supposed to get there. I guarantee it will be 1-10 of your minutes late. If you still don't believe me, well then stand in the freezing weather and wait while the bus is late.

New semester of confusion

Now it is the new semester, and the student that is carrying me around has one more class. All this school business is alien to me, probably because I am from Cybertron. It is going real slow right now and he is just playing on a computer. Does he ever get off that thing?

Anyway back to the rant of the classes. Until he actually does an assignment i wont have anything to rant about really. Just that this whole school thing you fleshlings do is below me. Why Megatron had me do recon in one of these is beyond me.

The human is coming back now so I have to get off until next time.

Final Exams

These final exams you flashbags take are confusing. Why do you take them if it is just what you have already learned? Do you really think that you will remember that information later on in your short lives? I am disgusted by the way your "schools" do things. I should start teaching you, that way you wont repeat anything. You listen and pass, or be blasted, hunted, or stalked. The disaplinary actions shall be, detention, hunted, stalked, blasted in that order. Your lunches shall be only 15 minutes, so eat up fast. Your teachers shall be, me. I will teach all the classes in one class room, and remember that I will be able to see what you do. That would happen if i thought your in your "schools". Disgusting humans.

Your pathetic ways of learning

I have viewed your ways of "learnign" new information. I must say that you are too primitive. Why not just upload the information strait into your memory banks? This "school" you go to is just embarassing, why go to it? I say that you should get your scientists working on more advanced ways of learning. And try to make everything more simple. Here is a sample assignment that is confusing, "Complete the following form to record the information you received from your information interview. You will be using information from this activity in your unit project." What is with that? The previous assignment didn't say anything about having an interview. What kind of slag is that? Will you fleshlings make this more clear?